Frowns R Upside DownThe Whitening Desk

The Whitening Desk

Teeth whitening questions, answered with sources

Every price on these pages carries the month it was published, and every claim names where it came from.

  1. Two women talk in a deep-red velvet booth in a dim evening lounge. One holds a phone and speaks while the other listens, laughing, with her chin on her hand. Between them on a brass-rimmed table are two glasses of sparkling water with lemon and a lit candle, with brick rowhouses visible through the window behind.

    How much does teeth whitening cost in Cincinnati?

    The real numbers, side by side, so you know what $125 gets you before you book.

  2. At night in a brick-walled living room hung with string lights, a Black woman with long braids, an emerald silk blouse and amber glasses sits back in a cognac leather lounge chair. A white rolling lamp stands beside her, and its curved head casts blue light across her smile. Nearby, a Black man, a white woman and a Latina woman laugh with drinks in hand beside an emerald velvet sofa, among brass lamps and walnut paneling.

    How does a teeth whitening party work?

    Hand off the setup and spend the night as a guest at your own party.

  3. A laughing couple sits close together on the stone steps of a red-brick rowhouse at dusk, with warm light glowing from the glass doorway and windows and string lights overhead.

    How long before a wedding should you whiten your teeth?

    One unhurried half hour, about a month out, and your wedding week stays free for everything else.

Frowns R Upside Down is a cosmetic teeth-whitening studio at 1624 Madison Rd in East Walnut Hills and pays for this desk. Danyale is not a dentist and this is not dental treatment.